Tag Archives: Tebow

The 29-Year-Old Virgin

23 May

Ladies and gentleman, we have a treat for you tonight. Seldom spotted in the wild, we have come across a rare breed. The virgin professional athlete. *Cue Wild Kingdom theme music*

Tebow is not the only one saving himself for marriage. Hurdling star Lolo Jones said she is remaining a virgin for her future husband during an interview on Real Sports. Jones, 29, said staying a virgin has been harder than graduating college and training for the Olympics.

She originally revealed this fun fact on Twitter, which is universally recognized as the best place to search for a hook-up husband.

While nobody ever thought Britney was a virgin back in the day, it is somehow more believable to me that an athlete like Jones is. After all, a successful athlete’s top priority should be their game. Maybe Jones just isn’t a good multi-tasker.

I have to wonder, is Lolo drawing attention to herself for publicity, or because 30 is right around the corner and all the pent-up sexual energy is constantly on her mind?

-K

Brady vs. Tebow at the Met Ball

8 May

Which QB rocked it at the Met Ball Monday evening? Of course, Brady has a clear advantage with a supermodel on his arm, but what is going on with the hair? Tebow looked great, but his tux could have been tailored better, as George would say on Fashion Police. My vote goes to Brady, because he is wearing a non-traditional velvet tux and he looked damn good despite the hair. Swagger, baby.

-K