Seriously Serena Williams looked amazing at her appearance the other night on Letterman. She deserves to look pretty before the US Open starts on Sunday and she has to spend her days sweaty. If you were curious her shoes are Christian Louboutins that cost $4,000. It pays to be good.
-M
Olympic legend Michael Phelps is modeling in new ads for Louis Vuitton shot by famous photographer/the only photographer people know anymore Annie Leibovitz. I think there are a lot of things that Phelps is good at but I’m not sure modeling is one of them. What do you think?
-M
We all know how much everyone loves or loves to hate on swimmer Ryan Lochte. As it turns out that is the perfect combination needed for a reality star. For evidence consider how many Kardashian love/haters there are in the world. Lochte has been offered to star in three different reality shows. Although nothing is confirmed I can only hope that his mother is a major part of the show. Any mom who is willing to openly express her son’s love for a one-night stand is perfect for reality stardom.
Lochte has already expressed his willingness to go on “Dancing with the Stars”. Michael Phelps has also expressed interested in the show. Leaving the media to salivate over the idea of another Phelps/Lochte showdown. While Phelps has all the time in the world to work on reality television Lochte is still training for the Olympics in Rio 2016. So I can only imagine any show about Lochte’s life is going to involve a lot of time in the pool. Lochte needs to keep swimming to keep his sponsors happy. Fortune Magazine estimates that Lochte will be making $2.3 million in endorsements this year.
But with Lochte incredible hotness . . . I think I could watch him do almost anything well except for peeing in the pool. This is just nasty.
-M
I knew the day would come when Ryan Lochte would be done racing in the Olympics. I just can’t believe it came so soon. What will I fantasize obsess about now? I am especially interested knowing from Lochte’s mother that he has “one night stands.” Yes you heard it from his mother Lochte is slutty and that means you could be the next lucky girl to wake-up alone smelling like chlorine. Ahh the dream.
So here is how Lochte made out at the Olympics.
2 Gold- 4×200-meter freestyle relay, men’s 400-meter individual medley
2 Silver- 4×100-meter freestyle relay, 200-meter individual medley
1 Bronze- 200-meter backstroke
So he got 5 out of the 6 medals he was going for . . . that’s pretty good. But don’t worry Lochte has said he will be back at the next Olympics. Until then I will continue to online stalk him and keep you updated.
-M
We have all been distracted by the Olympics and we forgot about our normal media sensations like Tim Tebow. But while we were drooling over the hot Olympic bodies Tebow has been training with the Jets. He has been through a rigorous training program that includes running shirtless in the rain. I can say with confidence after watching this video several times(more times than I should probably admit) Tebow could definitely have a career in male stripping.
-M
Ryan Lochte took the gold medal is the 400 IM on Saturday. Where was Michael Phelps . . . um well he didn’t even medal. Lochte beat Phelps by more than 4.10 seconds which is like an eternity in swimming. Phelps had said he was going to retire from the 400 IM after winning it in his past two Olympic appearances and he probably should have to stuck to that. Phelps needs just three more medals to tie Larisa Latynina for most Olympic medals won.
Although I love seeing athletes make records . . . I love me some Lochte. This was the first gold medal for the USA.
Team Lochte!!!
-M
I always suspected this was going on. Article to come soon about people we hope hook-up.
-M
It was just a week ago that Roger Federer clobbered Andy Murray to win Wimbledon for the 7th time. This put Federer as the number 1 tennis players in the world. That means that he has spent 287th weeks at Number 1. That is one more week than Pete Sampras. Federer just tied Sampras in Wimbledon wins. If he keeps going at this rate his erase all of Sampras’ records. There is nothing better than topping your childhood hero.
-M
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