It’s almost Halloween and many of you are searching for a that perfect costume. To help those of you who can’t think of anything here are my suggestions.
1. Tebow Jesus. “The Savoir of the Jets”
2. Replacement Referee. “Brainless and Undead, He Can Still Blow a Whistle”
3. Peyton Manning “Even With a Cane He Can Still Whoop Your Ass”
4. Mr. T Harden “He Pities the Fool Who Can’t Play Ball”
5. Hulk Hit. “He Might Be Doping But There’s No Way to Tell for Sure”
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It just occurred to me that I had stalked swimmer Ryan Lochte recently on the internet. I feeling this incredibly hotness void in my life that had to be filled. I know many of you are still grieving Lochte’s rejection from ABC’s “The Bachelor.” There was a lot of talk of Lochte having his own reality show as well. But alas it seems that Lochte is leaving Hollywood behind and going back to swimming. Don’t worry we can still watch his cameos in “90210″ and “30 Rock” this fall. But there won’t be the full Karadashian access that many of us want. If any reality show producers are reading please call Lochte and give him his own show. If “The Hills” can exist as a show there is no reason why a Lochte version, “The Waves” cannot. And even if it just involves watching him swim for 8 hours, I would still watch.
Maybe Hollywood thinks that Lochte is not engaging enough for his own show. It definitely doesn’t help that Seth MacFarlane did a not so complimentary potrayal of Lochte on SNL’s “Weekend Update” last Saturday. Reality television should not discriminate on personality or lack of because if it gets standards how will dumb/beautiful people survive in the world.
-M
The Washington Redskins have released popular tight-end Chris Cooley or Captain Chaos. Cooley has been with the Redskins since he was drafted back in 2004. He has a popular blog called “The Cooley Zone.” The two-time Pro Bowler will be remember for his big personality and wild hair. The Redskins released Cooley because of a serious knee injured that kept him sidelined for most of 2011. It has been reported that he doesn’t want to play for anybody else. But because of his personality he primed for television.
-M
I think this video does the best job of describing the mixed emotions Orlando Magic fans are feeling now that Dwight Howard is going to the Los Angeles Lakers. Oh yeah and it’s hilarious.
-M
So funny. But as an American I really needed the subtitles.
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The best part of Team USA Basketball is seeing players who normally don’t interact outside of the court hanging out with each other. In this video Cleveland Cavaliers rookie savior Kyrie Irving challenges Los Angeles Laker mega giant Kobe Bryant to a one on one game for $50,000. Don’t worry the money will go to charity because neither one needs an extra 50 gs.
I think they should take the challenge one step further. Have Irving play Bryant while dressed as an old man like he did for the Pepsi video. Regardless hands down Bryant will win. I’m calling it now.
-M
This video is so funny. It literally was my reaction throughout the entire finals. And I know I am supposed to respect LeBron James for winning now but their is still a part of me that wants to be a hater. This video describes it perfectly.
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Tuesday night on Jimmy Kimmel, Mike Tyson treated the audience to a special song dedicated to LeBron James. Let’s just hope that when Tyson moves to Broadway he doesn’t try to sing.
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