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Ryan Lochte Messes Up Playing Himself

16 Aug

Oh Ryan Lochte you are so hot that I don’t think it matters. Recently Lochte shot a cameo on “90210″ as himself. And how did it go . . . well it could have been better. Lochte said, “It was my first acting gig and I was a little nervous going on set. I kind of messed up my lines the first couple of takes, but after talking with the cast and them helping me out, I started nailing it towards the end and it felt normal.”

At least he is getting the hang out it. And don’t worry he will be shirtless the whole time so I don’t think anyone will be focusing on his line delivery. The episode will not air until October 29 on the CW at 9:00pm. (And no you can’t set you DVR that far in the future, I checked.) He is really living it up in Hollywood even taking time to pee in a pool with Joan Rivers on Fashion Police.

Rumor has it that Lochte is moving to LA to focus on a unknown reality show and fashion line. I will keep my eyes open.

-M

Championship Digger

16 Aug

Recently Kobe Bryant’s wifey Vanessa Bryant gave a quote to Sports on Earth’s Nicki Jhabvala saying, “I certainly would not want to be married to somebody that can’t win championships. If you’re sacrificing time away from my family and myself for the benefit of winning championships, then winning a championship should happen every single year.”

So I guess it is not good enough for her just to be insanely rich and married to one of the best basketball players of all time. She also needs another championship ring. This makes me respect Khloe Kardashian so much more. I think someone should also explain to Vanessa that one day Kobe will retire meaning no more championships. Another thing that should be explained to her is that Kobe is one man not a whole team and try as he might to carry the Lakers he needs support. I don’t think any basketball fan would say that Kobe is reason the Lakers didn’t make it to the finals.

Maybe this is Vanessa’s way of trying humiliate Kobe back after he has cheated publically so many times. Regardless Vanessa will be fine money wise, if she divorces Kobe she stands to get $150 million.

-M

Nice Smile Bynum

16 Aug

Usually when one of the biggest teams in the NBA franchise dumps trades you for an even bigger star it would make you a little sad. Not Andrew Bynum. He was grinning ear to ear at his first press conference with the Philadelphia 76ers. Bynum looked happier than he has in a long time. It was obvious that Bynum did not care for the Los Angeles Lakers but he could at least face a few tears. Not only that but now Bynum is talking about extending with the 76ers. I guess he is really happy to be closer to his hometown of Princeton, NJ.

It’s fine Bynum, the Lakers will be totally over you once Dwight Howard hits the court.

-M