I posted forever ago an article about how Olympics athletes are sexing it up at the Olympic Village in London. I think sex is the best thing these athletes could do because they definitely have some tension to release. Who knows how many past hook-ups have helped athletes claim the gold. So how much sex is happening in London? There is no sure fire way to tell who is hooking up with whom but we do know that 100,000 condoms have been ordered for the Olympics. I really hope that they are getting the good condoms, none of the health center cheap shit. Otherwise there might be some unexpected Olympic babies.
Ryan Lochte has been quoted as saying that 70 to 75 percent of Olympians are hooking-up. We all know that Lochte is contributing to that since his mother has said that he enjoys a good one-night stand. Luckily, the athletes have access to unlimited MacDonald’s food for that post-hook-up bite to eat.