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They Call it a Nike Brow

16 Jul

Number 1 draft pick Anthony Davis is now endorsing Nike. What convenient timing Nike has. . . it’s not like Davis just took Blake Griffin’s place on Team USA. Davis has been known in the past to sport exclusive Nike shoes. I bet he is happy he is getting them for free now. This boy is business smart because he already trademarked his unibrow. Yes you can no longer say “Fear the Brow,” without ponying up some cash.

Not to mention he is already selling “Nike Swoosh Unibrow” prints. With all the money from his brow he is never going to shave it. Sorry ladies. Put down your tweezers.

-M

Roger Federer’s New Record

16 Jul

It was just a week ago that Roger Federer clobbered Andy Murray to win Wimbledon for the 7th time. This put Federer as the number 1 tennis players in the world. That means that he has spent 287th weeks at Number 1. That is one more week than Pete Sampras. Federer just tied Sampras in Wimbledon wins. If he keeps going at this rate his erase all of Sampras’ records. There is nothing better than topping your childhood hero.

-M

 

 

Losing Lin: NY’s Big Mistake

16 Jul

Just two days ago it seemed like a sure thing that Jeremy Lin would be returning to the New York Knicks. That was until the Houston Rockets up the anti and increased their offer to Lin. Reports stated that the original offer was for $28 million with $19.5 million guaranteed  for four-years. The new offer is a three-year deal for $25 million with $15 million in the 3rd year. Now reports are saying that the Knicks are not planning to match the offer.

On Saturday the Knicks acquired point guard Raymond Felton from the Portland Trail Blazers. Leaving everyone wondering where does that leave Lin? It’s not like the Knicks need three point guards, Jason Kidd being another point guard addition. If the Knicks did decide to keep Lin they are looking at a luxury tax for the 2013-14 season. The luxury tax is a tax given to teams when they exceed the salary cap. To avoid paying the luxury tax the Knicks probably won’t resign Lin. But in reality is the bloated spending elsewhere that is putting the Knicks in jeopardy of the tax. Blaming Lin for the tax is like adding a quarter to a sinking ship and blaming it for putting it under water.

When Knick Carmelo Anthony heard about the Rockets’ offer to Lin he immediately said it was way too much. Apparently Anthony forgot how much money Lin brings in off the court in jersey sales, ticket sales, etc. Since Lin became a star the Knicks’ market capitalization (the value of the company) is up nearly $600 million. I think that proves that Lin is worth the extra money. And how stupid do you have to be to give away that much money?

-M

 

When Rich Drunk People Don’t Call Cabs

16 Jul

When will millionaire celebrities learn to call a cab when they get wasted? Or better yet when will their people mooching off them friends learn to do it for them. The Knicks’ newest point guard addition Jason Kidd was a arrested on Sunday morning. He apparently had a little too much fun at night club in the Hampton’s. After which he drove his car into a telephone pole. His friends said they tried to stop him. If you really wanted to stop him you could have just taken his keys. I’m sure he would have thanked you for it later.

-M