Maybe You Should Lay Off All the Subway

26 Jun

Ryan Lochte beat Michael Phelps again today in the 200 200-meter freestyle semifinal at the U.S. Olympic trials. Lochte beat Phelps by .02 seconds. So not a large victory but we’ll take it. And no I am not just reporting on this story because I want a chance to post another picture of Lochte. I am also not drooling right now while looking at the picture of Lochte that I’m posting. I feel like we are getting into Edward/Jacob territory with this Lochte/Phelps competition. If that is the case I am definitely team Lochte. He hotter than Phelps, he likes the “Notebook,” his favorite color is green(my eye color), and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t sleep in chamber like Phelps. Is anyone team Phelps aside from Subway workers?

 

PS

Lochte tweeted that he needs help shaving his back. I would like to formally volunteer to help him with that. In fact I will pay him to do it.

-M

 

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One Response to “Maybe You Should Lay Off All the Subway”

  1. Zach July 26, 2012 at 1:39 pm #

    I’d love to hep him shave is ass :)

    Zach