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An Eye for $20 Million

22 Jun

We can’t forget the blow-out that happened a little over a week ago at the New York City night club W.i.P. You remember the one where apparently Chris Brown and Drake got in a fight over Rihanna. Originally it the story was that Brown had sent a bottle to Drake with notion of, ‘Hey I screwed Rihanna and so did you.’ Then a fight broke out. People have contradicted that story since then and said it just happened over some saucy language. Regardless the club was popping that including other VIPs like Mary J. Blige, Fabolous, Spurs’ Tony Parker, and Knicks’ Iman Shumpert.

The fight broke out at 4:00am and even though Shumpert escaped Parker was left behind. Parker suffered damage to his corona. Now Parker is suing the club for $20 million. Parker is recovering fine by the way so does he really deserve $20 million for the inconvenience? Not only that but how did previously injured Shumpert make it out unharmed while Parker ended up in the middle of the fight. If I were Parker I’d hire a new security detail.

-M

Another James Harden Song

22 Jun

Nothing can top ‘Beard Like Harden’ but Mike Tyson does his best to pay tribute to James Harden. We hear his beard is really itchy so people should enjoy it before he cracks down and shaves it.

-M

LeBron No Longer an NBA Loser

22 Jun

Thursday night the Miami Heat embarrassingly beat the Oklahoma City Thunder, 121-106. The Heat won the NBA Championship Title that they should have won a year ago against the Dallas Mavericks. It was a happy day for LeBron James who finally got a Championship ring and Finals MVP title. It was a sad day for comedians and James haters who will have to retire the jokes about him choking in the 4th quarter. What will we make fun of now? His sweat band?

Overall the Finals did not provide the excitement we had all been craving. After Game 1 the Thunder morphed into a different team it was hard to believe they had cruised over the San Antonio Spurs and Los Angeles Lakers. The death match between James and almost MVP Kevin Durant really didn’t amount to anything interesting. James provided that he was the real MVP by carrying his team to victory. Not only that but James did something very different from last year, he shared the ball. He proved the saying is true teams win Championships not individual players. James scored 26 points for the Heat but that was just two points more than Chris Bosh. More interesting old man Mike Miller scored 23 from the bench.

And with that the Thunder went to the locker room crying, a place the Heat remember from last year. There is no doubt that the Thunder will be back next year. Durant and Russell Westbrook will definitely be staying with the Thunder. The question is whether James ‘Please Save Now’ Harden and Serge Ibaka will stay if they become free agents next year.

Even though the Heat won last night commentators are already speculating how many more they will win.

-M