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Finally A Shoe for South Beach

2 Jun

In case you didn’t mark you calendars for this- the LeBron South Beach 9 shoe was released today. Yes the shoe I am still claiming seems a little girly metro for men has finally been released. I guess if Dwayne Wade is going to sport hot pink pants than LeBron James can released a shoe with pink laces. If you are not broke after spending $250 on the shoes than you can also buy the matching t-shirt that says, “I keep the heat on my feet.”

In honor of this very reasonably priced shoe I have made a list of things you could have bought with the $250.

1. 2 tickets to actually watch the Heat/Celtics play. Depending on your seats you could also through in some popcorn and beer.

2. A plane ticket to South Beach.

3. 2 and half pairs of Lebron 9 regular edition shoes.

4. A bluray player.

5. 2 Xbox Kinects.

I wonder if these shoes cost more because they have the word elite in the title. Can I charge more for stuff if I just call them elite?

-M

Old Men Can Do Push Ups

2 Jun

I just want to state for the record that I don’t think Kevin Garnett is old. He is 36 a number which seems just around the corner to me . . . okay like 10 years but still. But the media seems to think he should be playing basketball in a retirement home. I think to prove them wrong he dropped and did 8 push ups at Friday night’s Miami Heat/Boston Celtics game. I have already pointed out the absurdity of Sports Center putting up a counter. I mean really I can make it up to 8, if he did like 113 then I would want a counter. Regardless check out this old man kicking ass.

-M

Beard Like Harden

2 Jun

In honor of the Thunder/Spurs game tonight I am reblogging “Beard Like Harden.” If you have yet to watch it, check it out.
-M