Apparently since 29-year-old Olympic athlete, Lolo Jones, confessed her virginity people has been trying to set her up. Jones is saving herself for marriage but can’t seem to find a good man. Obviously everyone’s first pick for Jones was Jet’s QB Tim ‘the virgin’ Tebow. It’s goes along the same logic when people match up friends of the same ethnicity, he’s a virgin, she’s a virgin, obviously they were made for each other.
Now to speed along the process the fellow Jet, Nick Mangold, is trying to connect the pair and of course he is using the best means possible Twitter. Because there is nothing more that celebrity athletes love than to have their personal lives conduct for the whole world to watch. Solid plan Mangold.
Here is the conversation, in correct English. What is it about tweeting that ruins grammar?
Nick: I’m trying to get Tim Tebow to accept that he and Lolo Jones are a match made in heaven.
Lolo: Thanks Nick but I actually heard Tebow has a girlfriend he just isn’t saying it publicly. The search continues…
Lolo: Ask Tebow if he wants a glass of milk. If he says yes, ask him if he prefers chocolate. If he says no, then no more Tebow date suggestions.