There is a new league forming for those of you who love hockey and girls in bikinis. Yes I am talking about the Bikini Hockey League. Owner Cary Eskridge is starting the league with two teams. Currently they are looking for a mansion to shoot a reality series about the league. I think the Playboy Mansion is available, that seems fitting.
As a girl I think I am supposed to be offended by the invention of a Bikini Hockey League. I think there is a lecture in her about objectifying women or something like that. I would just like to say the idea of chicks playing hockey in bikinis doesn’t bother me.
Here’s what bothers me:
1. They will not be playing on ice. They will be using inline skates and the sport can be played indoors or outdoors. How can I enjoy this sport if the girls in bikinis are not freezing their asses off?
2. The girls will be wearing helmets with clear face shields, elbow pads, gloves, padded compression pants and shin guards. How am I supposed to see the bikinis with all that padding? Does this sound just like a women’s hockey league to anyone else? Let’s face it under all the traditional hockey gear I have no idea if it is a man or a woman playing anyways.
3. If we are so worried about safety then why didn’t you choose a safe sport like croquet. Bikini Croquet might be something interesting . . . to British people that is.