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Durant Gets Scoring Title

26 Apr

I was convinced that somehow despite injury Laker Kobe Bryant would crawl his way to his 3rd scoring title. It was announced that Bryant will sit out the last regular season game for the Lakers against the Sacramento Kings tonight. This means that Oklahoma City Thunder’s Kevin Durant will take the scoring title. Durant’s scoring average per game is 28 points. If Bryant were to have taken the title he would have needed to score more than 38 points against the Kings.

Durant will be the 7th players in NBA history to win three consecutive scoring titles. Not only that but he is the youngest guy, 23, to ever do it.  Laker’s fans are now saying that it is more important to win rings than titles. Maybe forgoing the title will get Bryant another ring but I wouldn’t count Durant out.

-M

Lin Tops Bryant and James

26 Apr

No, not in basketball but in something much more important jersey sales. The best part is that Knick’s Jeremy Lin’s jersey didn’t even go on sale until Feb. because obviously he was a nobody before then. The best part is that he topped Lakers’ Kobe Bryant and Heat’s LeBron James. Lin was only number 2 on the list behind Bulls’ Derrick Rose. The best part is that Lin’s jersey out sold his teammate Carmelo Anthony, that’s got to sting.

I think the truth is probably that everyone already has a Kobe or James jersey. Since Linsanity is over and who knows if it will ever come back, this jersey could be pretty valuable. I am personally buying mine and framing it.

-M

Tim Tebow is a Virgin, I’m the Pope

26 Apr

I think we all remember when Britney Spears was claiming she was a virgin and we all know how that turned out. I think any celebrity claims to be a virgin is either the purest person in the world or a liar. The newest Jet’s back-up quarter back, Tim Tebow, is claiming that he is saving himself for marriage. Tebow who has expressed his Christianity publically, literally in his face paint, is in for a wild ride. A controversial website that hooks up people with affairs if putting a bounty on Tebow’s virginity. The site, www.ashleymadison.com, is claiming to pay anyone who snags Tebow’s cherry $1 million dollars.

I just have a few follow-up questions for the www.ashleymadison.com:

1. Say someone rounds 2nd base with Tebow, how much do you get for that? Maybe half a mil.

2. Does it count if you marry him first?

3. What kind of proof does someone me need to provide to prove they scored Tebow? Are we talking a sex tape or will photos do?

4. If Tebow is lying about his virginity does the girl who already took it get the $1 million?

5. Can you help us publicize our site?  Because you have probably gotten a lot of hits from this absurd bet.

-M